Zankza

Is it possible for you to do anything about Lobby Holders? this morning he has been holding lobbies for 3 hours straight and wont stop, but even when we do get in a game he normally tk's. Just thought i'd put this up anyways

Vic, ban zankza. He trolls. He says that you can't ban him, although I see no problem with doing it by unique ID.

Proof: http://postimg.org/image/xkim5ockr/

Also, WHAT?!? The idiot's apparently been trolling you for 2 years according to him. That's so awesomely pathetic it undid any annoyance him lobby trolling ever caused. I literally think there's some idiot out there who gets home from... who are we kidding, lol, middle school or maybe high school now, and just sits there waiting to try and troll (and succeed for 1 minute a day). This... is glorious.

More complete chat log before he disappeared:

You: Seriously?
Zankza: why so serious T_T
You:  Why don't you go when everyone is telling you to go.
Zankza: yeah i eat on that
my essential vitamins
You: Okay then. Thanks for giving me proof and confirmation, will make getting you banned a much higher priority for Vic
Zankza: can't find that anywhere else, not at sc2 level
you realize you are dumbass right? lol
vic knows he can't ban me lol
You: Where's your confusion here. Your bnet unique ID gets placed inside of a "if (...) kick with message 'is a cunt'"
Zankza: I've been doing this for two years dumbass
You: It's okay. Every time you pop up, you get smacked down. Really not my problem. ALSO WHAT?!?!? AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Zankza: I've been hanging out with vic for awhile
go ahead laugh alone cya lol

Zankza was the original site administrator. He didn't actually play the THING until maybe six months ago, and when he didn't get what he wanted he killed the site.

gaiboi wrote:and when he didn't get what he wanted he killed the site.

Exactly my point vic

Okay, let me clear things up then.

1. Zankza appears out of nowhere and asks for the ability to override game settings such as Map Selection and EVAC Time.

2. Zankza starts becoming hated by many players for his behavior.

3. I tell them to tolerate him.

4. Zankza is hunted down by players with me in-game.

5. Zankza runs away and tells me to do something about it.

6. I do nothing to stop them, since I'm not a clueless cock-sucking admin.

7. Zankza tells me about how it's all over.

8. Website goes down for hours/days, then surprisingly goes back up.

9. ReeferFist (NOT ME) insults Zankza in the old website.

10. Website gets killed.

I think we can all clearly see where the problem resides.

Time to ban Reeferfist.

LOL JK

But thanks for clarification. I was completely in the dark about the past of Zankza.

Probe wrote:I think we can all clearly see where the problem resides.

Time to ban Reeferfist.

If you even joke about attempting that Fucking crusade again I will murder you.

!!! OH MY GOD! Is Zankza the fool in the game's main picture, "PLEASE LET ME LIVE" "then don't tk"? Cornered, dying alone and like a bitch. Priceless!

More on-topic, we simply made a private party and played games without him last night. He's pretty easy to ignore (alt-tab and do something productive, play something until SC2 pops up in the foreground, etc.), but at this point I want to see him in the lobby trolling, since then I get an instant boost in my self-esteem knowing that no matter what, there's someone in the world whose life is objectively pathetic. He was actively managing two different accounts just to (try to) troll and failed at keeping us from playing!

You made the right call not giving him what he requested. Also, lol, tossing this out there, I like how he thinks anyone that speaks about him is some form of alias of Vicboy on the forums.

I like how Zankza hasn't replied to my post yet. Hey Zankza, please give a rational reply soon, thanks!

zakhennahr2 wrote:Also, lol, tossing this out there, I like how he thinks anyone that speaks about him is some form of alias of Vicboy on the forums.

We are all Vicboy on the inside.

Probe wrote:I think we can all clearly see where the problem resides.

Time to ban Reeferfist.

LOL JK

I Lol'd so hard. <3

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